Friday, February 1, 2008

Got Game?

Emma came skipping into the living room the other night carrying her "NEMO MEMORY GAME". It was almost 9 pm.

First of all. Someone should card the parents for their date of birth when they buy a game like that. If you're over 40 years old, you shouldn't be allowed to purchase something that a 4 year old is going to humiliate you with. I mean, it's bad for your sense of self worth when you continally can't find the other Marlin and you never get a turn because your 4 year old's memory is much superior to yours. Nevermind that I can remember where pedicle screws are placed in the lumbar spine, I can't find that other damn Marlin and I KNOW I just saw that bastard!

Have you ever played this game? About a million and a half square cards that you flip over so you can't see the fronts. There are so many cards that they cover the top of our coffee table and I swear we have to put some on the floor, the TV, the kitchen counter...maybe that's why I can't find the matching card...I can't remember where I put it!

Irregularity

Look, I'm sorry about missing whole days of blogging, but sometimes I look at the keyboard and think...'I got nuthin'. So, rather than bore you with something ridiculous, (did I tell you that the Fish are expecting? Really!) I just wait for a day when something more topic-worthy comes to mind.

I think we're going to have to wait some more. Unless you really want to hear about the Fish...(it's their second batch of eggs and the first batch are just toddler-fish! And they had about a HUNDRED the first time...now there are MORE eggs stuck to the side of the tank wall). Oh. The Fish are having another shower and they are registered at Target and Big Al's Online Aquarium Supplies.