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So this is what I'm talking about. We actually FEED and HOUSE this dog and this is what we get in return. Sleeping like a slug on the back of the sofa for hours and hours at a time. Gypsies, tramps and thieves (music comes up in the background) could break into our home and steal all of our money and precious metals and she'd open one eye to look at them, but only to see if they might be carrying a tray of hamburgers or perhaps be eating a tortilla chip. Now...if a ladybug fell off a leaf in the back yard...YAPORAMA begins and ends with all of us being hoarse from yelling "SHUT UP PEACHES" and Peach being carted off to the laundry room. I don't think her gene pool was chlorinated.